Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

Cathal

A sexy feen.

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
A nocturnal creature who’s natural habitat consists of the bogs of Cork.
He’s got an ass that don’t quit.

Cathal played me like a fiddle last night!

by Nadine Coyle’s passport July 3, 2021

Catharine

A beautiful, artistic female who all the men want. Known to be mildly crazy, but in an ultimately endearing manner. Dresses very well. If you cannot help checking her out, you are not alone.

-Hey, did you meet the new girl, Catharine?

-Yeah, she's beyond sexy!

-And she paints ridiculously well.

by Magic One January 14, 2014

cathartic

deriving from catharsis; causing catharsis. Providing relief (of anger, suffering etc.) thru the open expression of strong feelings.

Performing has a truly cathartic effect on my labile emotional state of mind.

by Stiffmeister November 18, 2005

Catharine

The name of a female, generally Hungarian, Italian, Irish or any mix of those listed. Very pretty-more so than Katherines, Catherines, Kathryns, and the like.

Guy 1: Hey Catherine
Catharine: I'm not Catherine, I'm CathArine.
Guy 1: Oh, I was wondering why you looked prettier today.

by Senor Chiquita Banana December 6, 2011

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Catanukkah

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.

Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.

by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014