A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
by Lead party chief October 09, 2009
A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
by Sketch2825 February 19, 2010
The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.
by Sandy Riverside September 18, 2011
I was scratching my ass when I felt like farting. I accidently crapped my pants instead. When I pulled my hand out of my pants it looked like I was wearing a Catcher's Mitt
by Slacker 4200 January 06, 2010
A technique one uses when making a poop in a public restroom. This involves wrapping toilet paper around the seat in such a manner as to delicately catch the poop before it can splash you and get dirty public toilet water on you. A deft touch is needed so as to allow the caught poop to slowly submerge in the water and not be suspended in midair.
That bathroom was so nasty, I had to put a catcher's mitt on the toilet before I could even think about pooping.
by the george October 13, 2006
by Trashbiscuit July 14, 2006
by mapleleafman January 22, 2008