by Floppy1975 August 25, 2019
An affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of anal sex (or vaginal sex doggie style). Sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher's mitt. The term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of anal sex.
A: How was your date last night?
B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
B: Pretty good. We went all the way. But I was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so I'm gonna have catcher's mitt all day today. Ouch. Probably won't be able to finish stitching that sampler till tomorrow. Oh, and my ass hurts too.
by Bodenheimer September 27, 2009
A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
by Lead party chief October 09, 2009
A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
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