catan sweat

Any person that begs people to play catan with them.

Ryan asked me to play catan again.
Oh god what a catan sweat.

by SpiritTraps November 7, 2021

catan brain

"Catan brain" is a playful expression used to describe someone who has developed a particular mindset or way of thinking shaped by their experiences playing the game.

Similar to the mental exhaustion from playing too much chess, "Catan brain" can also come with silliness and loss of patience.

We have been playing catan for 5 hours, I have developed catan brain.

by Icebergers June 18, 2023

Settlers of Catan

A boardgame invented in the grand country of Germany. 3-6 players battle for control of the Island of Catan by trading resources and building roads and cities. The winner is declared the Master of Catan by the defeated.

Matt's hands shake when he is about win when playing Settlers of Catan.

by Matt Castro January 27, 2006

Prisoners of Catan

A pun used to describe the lengthy nature of a game of the popular board game, "Settlers of Catan".

"Please don't make us play another round of "Prisoners of Catan"! It takes so long to play!"

by LoneMeme April 18, 2015

capanese

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Cagan

Some fucking legend that will pull all the bitches. He's short but still growing (trust the process), and got a massive horse cock. Is a light Brown Turkish male, that will make all the homies laugh. Has a 200+ IQ and will whoop your ass in anything. Also Humble as fuck.

How do you become such a powerful entity to the point of becoming a Cagan.

by Carters Asshole(s) June 22, 2020

Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014