douchebag casting call

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

by Raixor November 24, 2013

Anonymous Casting

A free form podcast that utilizes various pseudonyms and voice modulation to disguise the speakers. This is done in an attempt to reduce the biases of the listener. This form of podcast was deeply influenced by Midnight Gospel and its lead character played by Duncan Trussel.

Joe Rogan suggested on his podcast that podcasts were in their adolescence and that a new form needed to be developed. Due to this suggestion anonymous casting was devised to remove the bias that listeners experience when they know who will be on the episode.

by ModernMichael July 9, 2020

Cartinese

Playboi Carti's unique language that isn't easy to learn.

Cartinese is like this:

director: "hit me up with that stuff!"
carti: "theywanabecrae" (from the song Kid Cudi)

by CartineseBoy June 2, 2019

castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory

My religion is Castielism.

by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015

Castiel

An angel from the hit show Supernatural on CW TV. He is mostly seen with Sam and Dean, the two main characters in the show. You can tell who he is by his tan trench coat and blue tie.

His name is almost always spelled "Cas" by the fandom and "Cass" by the writers.

Mostly, he is shipped with Dean to form the ship Destiel (which should totally be canon , by the way.) Sometimes, he is also shipped with Meg, a demon, or Sam, Dean's brother.

Fan 1: Awwww, Castiel is such a cutie. He needs to be protected at all costs.

Fan 2: Trueee. Dean will protect him though.

Fan 1: Well, Cas was the one who raised him from perdition, so you could argue that Cas should protect Dean. (*cough cough* from other women because destiel need to be canon obviously)
Fan 2: Ohohohohoho, was that subtext

by cryingphan January 20, 2017

Cartinese

The ancient divine language popularized and named after rapper Playboi Carti. Usually characterized by a squeaky baby voice and slurring of words. +**+*-×>🦋
#WLR

Me: Yo did you hear that new Carti joint?
Friend: Yeah bro, mans was speakin Cartinese.

by uuuuuzi May 7, 2020

Castiel

Castiel is the angel of Thursday, also known as the angel who fell in love with humanity. Castiel is featured on the popular show Supernatural, and played by the actor Misha Collins.

"My name is Castiel, and I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."

by Snazzy_Frog August 29, 2018