Erik Cassel

One of the co-owners of Roblox. He was also the glue holding the website together.

Since Erik Cassel's death, Roblox has been getting exponentially worse every year.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 10, 2021

Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.

Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?

Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!

Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!

by PatrickBoles December 30, 2008

Ian Casselman

Ian Casselman is the drummer of band Marianas Trench. He is most commonly found on tour with band and in your children's closets.

I saw Marianas Trench last night in Vancouver, Ian Casselman had creepy side burns!

by Marianas Trench Wench September 2, 2010

casseldra

If you meet this girl, you have found something that is very rare. Love her and spend as much time with her as possible, she is not open to everyone but letting you into her circle is an achievement in of itself. She is the rarest woman there is. She has a huge heart and has been hurt in the process, if she does truly love Who you are you will know. She likes the color red and loves to read. She is one of kind , so be there when she is.

Casseldra : let’s go to the library !

by Him_5351 May 11, 2022

Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 18, 2019

erik.cassel

R.i.p dude

Rip erik.cassel

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022

Cassell Crazies

1. Fans of Virginia Tech basketball. Named for Cassell Coliseum, home of the Hokies. Superior in every respect to the cameron crazies of Duke.

2. Baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Known for their love of moonshine and "Enter Sandman."

Duke Player 1: Man those Cassell Crazies are fuckin rowdy. They own our fans hardcore.
Duke Player 2: Like totally.
Duke Player 1: Wanna go have butt-sex?
Duke Player 2: Do you have to ask?

by Samuel M.F. Johnson January 27, 2005