Cartographically Challenged

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

Anal Cartographers

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010

fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.

After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.

by scott liebman November 7, 2007

Chrono-Cartography

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.

I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.

by Time&Space March 19, 2023

clitographer

One who makes pornographic art.

Clitography has been claimed to be one of the most rewarding professions around.

by primerib July 21, 2003

Catographer

An artist with a very practiced and valued skill of capturing the magical presence of a single cat or many cats with the use of photography. This type of artist takes professional photographs of cats or kittens doing pretty much anything.

That catographer's use of light and space in his pictures really makes you feel like you are sitting there with him and his cats!

by catscatscatsomgcatscats January 19, 2015

dirty cartography table

To have sexual intercourse with a cartographer from minecraft. Upon climax both simultaneously loudly shout the villager noise. Hmmmmm

Her trades were to expensive so I gave her the Dirty cartography table.

by Hdjdjnrj February 13, 2021