Carroting

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

by Hippygoth November 15, 2012

Carrot

A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.

Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013

Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE

The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.

by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

carrotism

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.

"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."

by That One Bunny February 10, 2017

carrots

fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog

"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"

"I LOVE CARROTS"

"they're all straight"

by idkme November 1, 2012