Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"

by Minker1 December 1, 2017

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

Carrot dick

A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty

Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!

by Daddyhooters October 9, 2020

Carrot Dick

A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.

My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.

by pdubbs2907 October 21, 2016

carrot day

That day of nice weather in the long term weather forecast that never seems to get any closer then five days away.

Carrot day is now next Tuesday.

by Gene M April 30, 2008

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".

"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."

by Minker1 December 1, 2017