Carported

Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.

Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.

by WildBill-54 April 30, 2021

caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

by donaldson November 15, 2003

cartortionist

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

by Capeesh October 26, 2010

caports

too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

by w0witsjamie January 27, 2007

Carbortion

The act of leaving a young child in a hot car so that it will die. Like a retroactive abortion for parents who want their freedom back.

Suzie hated her baby so she decided to arrange a carbortion.

by LeonGamblesausage October 14, 2011

CarParts

Refers to the anatomically pleasing parts of a female.

Dude, did you see the carparts on that one?

Yes I did. I'd love to drive that car.
Man, I was driving this car yesterday with the best carparts I have ever seen. You should definitely take her for a test drive, I'll give you her number.

by CArcherE August 1, 2011

car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

by Dickus September 9, 2005