Definitions by w0witsjamie

caports 

too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

caports by w0witsjamie January 27, 2007

Snough 

Coughing and sneezing - at the same time.

Jamie: Hey Chelsea! *snoughs*
Chelsea: Holy chow, Jamie. You must be sick, you snoughed!

Snough by w0witsjamie January 7, 2007

chowduh 

it simply means "hott"

Brandon: Hey man, that girl's chowduh!
Tyler: Dayyumnn.

chowduh by w0witsjamie January 7, 2007