Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.

All Carl Johnson had to do, was follow the damn train.

Carl Johnson by figgernaggot101 April 2, 2019

Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.

Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer

Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Carl bird 

The act of pouring a beer into your mouth without letting the bottle or can tough your lips. And getting the bottle or can as far away from your mouth as possible

Hey james do the carl bird. Don't let it touch your lipss

Carl bird by HateSickFux May 26, 2017

carl gallagher 

Holy shit Carl is every guys dream life. Smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of fucking 15. Hes truly a GOD to many

Guy 1: You know the kid named carl Gallagher from 2119 Wallace street
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend
Guy 2: shit...

carl gallagher by Carlskid December 6, 2017

Carl Sagan 

One of the greatest popularizers of science to have walked the Earth.

Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.

Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.

Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.

-What do you think of Carl Sagan?
-He's brilliant.

Carl Sagan by Zaborack February 19, 2010

Carl Cocktail 

Two parts Hi-C, One parts NyQuil. Get's you schwasted. It is also known to cause excessive giggling and belching.

Man, Carl is giggling like a goon

ikr, she's all hopped up on Carl Cocktail nigga

Carl Cocktail by theantpharm1 April 21, 2011

Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020