Cape Carnivore

Getting quickly into an involved sexual emotional relationship only to fly out of your own life or crash land into the sea.

Robert J. Lanier

I need to walk slowly with you in the uphill direction and not blast off on Cape Carnivore.

by Robert J. Lanier January 16, 2008

Closet Carnivore

Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.

Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore

by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011

crankwhore

Someone who has sex for crank/speed.

You are a toothless crankwhore.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

carnivoresexual

Refusal to engage in sexual activity with vegetarians or vegans due to the funky smell of rotten veg or tofu and their constant referral to themselves as vegans/vegetarians.

I’d love to have sex with you Cassandra but I’m carnivoresexual and I saw you eat a turnip last week at Sebastian’s and talk for 2 hrs about it afterwards, so I must decline.

by Tinklinson McLumpkin May 21, 2018

cock carnivore

A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon

Jake is a cock carnivore.

by John Warner August 18, 2006

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

by AYB May 17, 2003

crankwhore

one who has sex for crank/meth. as long as the supply holds out, she will remain with the supplier. or until someone else can supply her needs.

Mary must be a crankwhore, for she has sex and smokes the glass pipe at the same time. If you've got crank, she will screw you.

by Bob Young August 13, 2006