carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

carlisha

A Very pretty girl with the heart of gold. Very loyal and faithful. Can sometimes be sentimental and whinny . Carlisha's Can be very childish At times but They are fun to be around and so loveable . They are funny and outgoing. Can be deadly When angry

How could you not love carlisha bro?

by anonymous1929 May 31, 2015

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.

Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

Canis Canem Edit

1. A PS2 game by Rockstar Games (yes they did GTA) where you are 15 year old Jimmy Hopkins, who is sent to Bullworth academy school. The story is about Jimmy becoming leader of each gang (nerds, jocks, preppies, greasers) and ridding the school of bullies and corruption. It plays like GTA games because of the free roaming, little easter eggs, spoofs and humor

2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin

1. I am playing Canis Canem Edit while writing this definition.

2. Canis Canem Edit. Oh yeah!

by Leeko22Arsenal March 2, 2008

Carissa

Carissa has many different meanings such as beloved, graceful, and little schemer. a woman named Carissa is beautiful inside and outside yet she doesn't know it. She is a people pleaser, and loves the outdoors. very smart, but is not pompous. is curious in nature. Her heart is the biggest and warmest if ever found. Carissa is rare. There are a few common species such as those who are blonde or even brunette but the pale in comparison to the rarest species of Carissa which is the natural redhead. she is the most loveable and loyal. once you find a Carissa love her, treat her right and fight for her because if you don't another man will step in and take your place.

I once had a Carissa but I didn't treat her right I lost her, now a better man has my Carissa.

by emeraldeyes78 April 3, 2013

mall carnies

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008