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carn't

A slang way to say can't.
I carn't help you.
by Ralphus April 23, 2004
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Carn-out

A self-righteous hissy fit including the over-inflation of any minor issue
*By the water-cooler, in an office far far away*
Chum 1: "I heard that the accounts team changed the air con temperature down by 1 degree celcius this morning."
Chum 2: "WHAT!!! THEY DID WHAT?! DO THEY NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ANYONE IN THIS BUILDING?! I SWEAR, THOSE LOT IN ACCOUNTS ARE ALWAYS TURNING THE AIR CON DOWN! IT'S FREEZING, THAT ACCOUNTS TEAM ARE A CLIQUE IF YOU ASK ME. THIS IS A FARCE! I'M COMPLAINING TO MANAGEMENT! THEY ARE CREATING SO MUCH IN-FIGHTING!!!! OMG!!!!"
*over on the accounts team pod*
Chum 3: <to Chum 4> "Seen that over there? Our new accounts clerk is having right old carn-out"
Chum 4: <to Chum 3> "Meh, I told him I was turning the air con down before I did it..."
by KDTC August 22, 2019
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carn-hungering

Carn-hungering; the literal meaning being: flesh-hungering. Carn, being the latin word for meat or flesh. Hungering, meaning the everpresent desire or craving for (insert anything here).
The T-Rex is a carn-hungering beast.
by Mostlyvegetarianguy January 5, 2013
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william carn

Longest and lankiest quarterback in sja history
by 4mems October 9, 2018
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carnival cruise

if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
by henro50 February 18, 2013
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winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
by joegraz February 26, 2011
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Carnforth High

Carnforth High School is a shit show, yr11s are a fucking crease and you’ll probably get a sponge cake smacked in your face. Most of us “students” are in the toilets at break and lunch using our E-cigs to make ourselves look superior to the rest of the school, the teachers chat shit out there arse and if your depressed then your pretty much fucked cos no one will give a fuck. Everyone’s got beef and you’ll probably get asked by about 6 different yr7s if you’ve got a cig. Most the girls look fake as fuck and wear a foundation thats 3 shades darker than what they are. Lads are fucking dickheads and there’s probably a few diseases being past round to the thots and fuck boys of the school. Overall the school is just a pile of wank where you’ll leave as a drug addict and maybe a couple of gcses. Kids Probably sniff Ket of the toilet seats as well.
Carnforth high

the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”

the girl went to Carnforth high”

The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”
by Gofuckyourselfdickwand April 9, 2019
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