Carlsen

the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.

"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."

by bsurude January 25, 2009

Carlhens

Carlhens is the type of dude who stand on business and don’t play about his money, he a chill, fun person to be around with he always thinking of others, he gets comfortable with people he gets to know very quickly, he’s a loving person. He’s the type you would want to be in a relationship with for years and not wanna leave.

The person with the name Carlhens is a strong, powerful, good spirited person

by Cartman John November 20, 2023

Eskil carlsen

Known as a realy hot guy that dont belive it when pepole tell him. If your name is eskil carlsen you probably are the hottest guy in your town

Is that eskil carlsen, hes so hot
Its sad he dont belive it

by Badonke November 23, 2021

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Kenneth Carlsen

Kenneth Carlsen was a famous tennis player, well known for his big hands and how he could circulate two balls at the same time. A Kenneth Carlsen is the fact of a person being man-handled by his balls.

Don't dare give me another Kenneth Carlsen, my balls are sore.

by Skytten_22 December 20, 2023

Magnus Carlsen gambit

The opening 1. c3 2. Qa4 3. Qh4 4. Kd1 5. f3 6. Qe1. What your opponent does doesn't matter.

*plays Magnus Carlsen gambit*

by Sidnut March 4, 2024