higher class white teenagers who live in the southern parts of Carlsbad (eg. Aviara, Poinsettia, La Costa).
Their lives are full of of fun activities, some of which include: consumption of illegal substances, big blow out weekend parties, excessive amounts of sex (and for the girls excessive amounts of statutory rape by their hottie-23-year-old college friend "Tyler", or any common white name), Pointless, mostly drunk, joyriding (Guys: in their 16th birthday present F-250 with large wheels and lifted frame) (Girls: in their ALWAYS latest model, Infiniti coup, BMW 325i, Acura TL, Nissan Altima, or any one of the cliché rich teen girl cars) through the safe streets of Carlsbad...making sure they dont wander off to the dangerous Oceanside! Where their moms always warned them never to go.
A Cool Kid party is one consisting of loud, top 40 music played by the hired DJ throughout the night. Drugs include marijuana, being the most popular, but not limited to: cocaine, pills, and even the occasional shrooms. Their taste in alcohol varies from domestic beers (budweiser, miller, coors, and of course, pabst blue ribbon), malt liquor that their favorite GaNgStA rappers drink (colt .45, King Cobra, Mikey’s, and, O.E), and finally, an array of cheap vodkas and other liquors, purchased by their college buddies, OR stolen in one of their fun-filled beer runs. These parties go on throughout the night, where one can spot occasional "discreet", off-to-the-side blowjobs being given in any corner of the house. Other activities practiced at these parties include: stripping, sex, disrupting the peace, vandalism, rat-jock clashes, and the oh-so-famous cop busts, after which the atendees proceed to the next party on their lists.
After the party, the overly-drunk guys and overly-drunk girls end up having sex with each other, waking up around noon in the same bed, couch, chair, floor corner, etc...They wake up to a sea of beer cans which cover the floor, with marijuana pilings scattered, thongs/bras on the lampshades, and the frequent condom/condom package near the bedstool or anywhere else where sex is possible.
Girls are always the first to wake up, with a massive headache, wondering about what could have happened last night. She gets up, steps on a beer can, and rubs the her head, then notices the drunk jock, half naked, with morning wood next to her. He wakes up, slaps her ass, followed by a cute giggle, and then instinctively, she goes down on him, performing a bit of oral sex.
The party host then texts everyone from last night on his new iPhone, telling them to go to Dennys, where they all gather around a grand-slam and discuss last nights happenings...or at least what they can remember...
By monday, they continue to discuss their weekend of fun, often to their classmates at Carlsbad High School, but they quickly get over it, for they are already planning the next "rager"!
Their lives are full of of fun activities, some of which include: consumption of illegal substances, big blow out weekend parties, excessive amounts of sex (and for the girls excessive amounts of statutory rape by their hottie-23-year-old college friend "Tyler", or any common white name), Pointless, mostly drunk, joyriding (Guys: in their 16th birthday present F-250 with large wheels and lifted frame) (Girls: in their ALWAYS latest model, Infiniti coup, BMW 325i, Acura TL, Nissan Altima, or any one of the cliché rich teen girl cars) through the safe streets of Carlsbad...making sure they dont wander off to the dangerous Oceanside! Where their moms always warned them never to go.
A Cool Kid party is one consisting of loud, top 40 music played by the hired DJ throughout the night. Drugs include marijuana, being the most popular, but not limited to: cocaine, pills, and even the occasional shrooms. Their taste in alcohol varies from domestic beers (budweiser, miller, coors, and of course, pabst blue ribbon), malt liquor that their favorite GaNgStA rappers drink (colt .45, King Cobra, Mikey’s, and, O.E), and finally, an array of cheap vodkas and other liquors, purchased by their college buddies, OR stolen in one of their fun-filled beer runs. These parties go on throughout the night, where one can spot occasional "discreet", off-to-the-side blowjobs being given in any corner of the house. Other activities practiced at these parties include: stripping, sex, disrupting the peace, vandalism, rat-jock clashes, and the oh-so-famous cop busts, after which the atendees proceed to the next party on their lists.
After the party, the overly-drunk guys and overly-drunk girls end up having sex with each other, waking up around noon in the same bed, couch, chair, floor corner, etc...They wake up to a sea of beer cans which cover the floor, with marijuana pilings scattered, thongs/bras on the lampshades, and the frequent condom/condom package near the bedstool or anywhere else where sex is possible.
Girls are always the first to wake up, with a massive headache, wondering about what could have happened last night. She gets up, steps on a beer can, and rubs the her head, then notices the drunk jock, half naked, with morning wood next to her. He wakes up, slaps her ass, followed by a cute giggle, and then instinctively, she goes down on him, performing a bit of oral sex.
The party host then texts everyone from last night on his new iPhone, telling them to go to Dennys, where they all gather around a grand-slam and discuss last nights happenings...or at least what they can remember...
By monday, they continue to discuss their weekend of fun, often to their classmates at Carlsbad High School, but they quickly get over it, for they are already planning the next "rager"!
Kid 1- Hey bro, im so stoked for tonght!
Kid 2- Why?
Kid 1- Some carlsbad cool kids are throwing a massive rager in Aviara, its gonna be sooooo legit.
Kid 2- No way! this slut from my english class was talking about it. I think im gonna go too.
Kid 1- Yeah dog, im gonna get soooo faded tonight!
Kid 2- Hell yeah!! I'll pick you and the homies up in my new truck and then we can go on a beer-run at vons!
Kid 1- Yeah!!! Im so stoked, you don't even know bro, text you later, i gotta go!
Kid 2- Why?
Kid 1- Some carlsbad cool kids are throwing a massive rager in Aviara, its gonna be sooooo legit.
Kid 2- No way! this slut from my english class was talking about it. I think im gonna go too.
Kid 1- Yeah dog, im gonna get soooo faded tonight!
Kid 2- Hell yeah!! I'll pick you and the homies up in my new truck and then we can go on a beer-run at vons!
Kid 1- Yeah!!! Im so stoked, you don't even know bro, text you later, i gotta go!
by carlsbad_is_boring May 25, 2009
Get the Carlsbad Cool Kids mug.1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".
It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.
Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.
2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.
3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.
4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"
It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.
Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.
2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.
3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.
4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"
1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"
2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"
3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."
4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."
2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"
3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."
4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."
by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014
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A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.
by Christian Buss August 30, 2008
Get the Carlsbad Grimple mug.Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.
by ChipSlap May 18, 2006
Get the Carlsbad Grimble mug.Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
by Downsimous Prime April 25, 2009
Get the Carlsbad Stoners mug.carlsbad, california- the students are divided into different cliques:
the cool girls
these girls can be anywhere from freshmen to seniors. they love fucking the jocks and cool kids. they throw stupid parties with shit weed and shit alcohol, and call it a rager. every other group thinks their stuck up annoying bitches.
the cool guys
they are almost all rich, love going to "ragers" fuck the cool girls and look down upon everyone else. but don't worry, they think theyre going to get far in life, yet do shit in school.
the skate rats
dont really come off as being dirty anymore hence the rat, but they still are considered so. a flannel is a must, or a double shirt genx tee and a board to skate places at lunch,while smoking a grit. fighting jocks can be gnarly or pussy depending on the grade.
the surf rats
much like the skate rats, yet different. they chill in the parking lot by state smoking grits and generally causing trouble. most are dumbasses with which their slang consisting of mob, grommet, nug, straight, and trog.
the normal/school kids
dont love school, but dont mind taking on AP statistics, track, and asb. they love face-book and have study group sessions. . the more lively ones act like fuckheads in class.
football jocks
they are alot like the cool kids except they throw a ball. they pull the star cheerleaders and go to "ragers" too. range from poor to to rich with a 3 story houses in a gated community by poinsettia park playing madden 10.
the cool girls
these girls can be anywhere from freshmen to seniors. they love fucking the jocks and cool kids. they throw stupid parties with shit weed and shit alcohol, and call it a rager. every other group thinks their stuck up annoying bitches.
the cool guys
they are almost all rich, love going to "ragers" fuck the cool girls and look down upon everyone else. but don't worry, they think theyre going to get far in life, yet do shit in school.
the skate rats
dont really come off as being dirty anymore hence the rat, but they still are considered so. a flannel is a must, or a double shirt genx tee and a board to skate places at lunch,while smoking a grit. fighting jocks can be gnarly or pussy depending on the grade.
the surf rats
much like the skate rats, yet different. they chill in the parking lot by state smoking grits and generally causing trouble. most are dumbasses with which their slang consisting of mob, grommet, nug, straight, and trog.
the normal/school kids
dont love school, but dont mind taking on AP statistics, track, and asb. they love face-book and have study group sessions. . the more lively ones act like fuckheads in class.
football jocks
they are alot like the cool kids except they throw a ball. they pull the star cheerleaders and go to "ragers" too. range from poor to to rich with a 3 story houses in a gated community by poinsettia park playing madden 10.
-whad up brah les shred state then hit up grubbys yeah? mob?
-yeah brah fer sure
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-hey after i study statistics want to maybe catch a movie?
-oh yeah thatd be so cool
can you tell the difference between cliques now? why yes, yes you can with carlsbad high school
-yeah brah fer sure
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-hey after i study statistics want to maybe catch a movie?
-oh yeah thatd be so cool
can you tell the difference between cliques now? why yes, yes you can with carlsbad high school
by justsomekidfromcbad October 4, 2009
Get the Carlsbad High School mug.A High School located in Carlsbad California full of stuck up daddy's money pricks. The guys there have too much of an ego and think they are the shit and the girls think they are better than everyone. Carlsbad High School is a High School where you will have fun in the moment but look back on it in 20 years and think “what the fuck was I doing.” Everyone at Carlsbad peaks in High School and will not have a life later on. People try to act ghetto even though they live in fucking Bressi Ranch. Do not send your kid here if you don’t want them to get bullied by a bunch of man childs. Also the guys here need to learn there are other hairstyles than INTENSE middle parts and maybe invest in a belt. Donovan is a great example of that.
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