Cark

A cover-up word for cunt or cock. Used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.

"I had sex with your girlfriend!"

"Your such a cark!"

by amyaniamaddy March 23, 2009

Cark (it)

To die.

Princess Diana did cark (it) in a car crash in Paris.

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

cark

To hit something or someone bluntly, especially in the head. It's derived from the sound made when a blunt object hits someone in the head.

Don't steal my chips or I'll cark you with my chemistry book.

by Rodney Skinner July 26, 2011

Carking

The act of one male undressing in his car in a public car park for the sole purpose of attracting another male

Dale parked at morrison’s and started carking, brian was impressed

by Skippy645321 August 24, 2018

cark

The male genitalia. The penis.

Man I have a big cark.

by Dr. Aktar March 1, 2009

carkness

(Kark-ness)-(Pl)(Adj)(F) The common ground on which the oddness or crackness of 2 people are very similar.

Dot and Spot are messed up with their carkness.

by Violet P. September 9, 2006

Cark

An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.

The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.

by Dael Emerson January 31, 2010