craftedri

tiktok user craftedri, they are cool and have amazing cosplays oh and they also made the “haha uleanra you are banging my abuser” thing but other than that they are just amazing

“hey have you heard of craftedri?”
“yeah, they’re pretty cool!”

by manifoldtwt June 15, 2021

Hand crafted specimen

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

by Machamp69 October 11, 2021

Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

Shopping carted

It's like a synonym for 'get rekt'. Women use it after they've won an argument.

boy: um I'm lost for words.
girl: yeah you just got shopping carted😎

by epicbeastgamer99 May 21, 2020