Grim Carew

A football player (initially referred to John Carew), who has the unique ability to score a goal at whim, regardless of the skill of the goalkeeper.

1. Shit, we need to score.. give it to Grim Carew!
2. Oh shit, Grim Carew's got the ball near our goal, let's just hope we can equalise if he gets subbed off.

by sagleet June 11, 2008

Carfentanil

Under the brand name Wildnyl

A super concentrated form of Fentanyl

10000 times more potent than Morphine

and

100 times more potent than Fentanyl

used to sedate large animals

We will now feed the 1000 pound bear with a microgram of Carfentanil to put it to sleep.

by ThatGuyFromLikeThatConcert3YearsAgo February 1, 2008

Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carfentanil

The most powerful opiate narcotic known to man. 5000x as powerful as pure herion.

The park ranger accidentally killed the elephant with a carfentanil overdose.

by John Mann January 12, 2005

carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

Rod Carew

To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without ever touching a boob.

Named after a Latino baseball player who played second base from 1967-1985. Often used by Latinos who are notoriously lazy, this is the quickest way to get to sex while still keeping the girl interested.

Brian: How did that date with that girl go last night?

Fernando: She had these tiny little titties, so I went for the Rod Carew. She totally bought it and I was out of there in like 15 minuets.

by Robert W July 21, 2008

Curfew

A time that my parents expect me home on Friday and Saturday nights.

Parents: go have fun with friends and don't forget your curfew is 12am.

Me: ok I'll be back by 12am.

by boaz274 January 2, 2017