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carpark

(v) to leave a friend/business partner in the lurch at the worst possible moment, while simultaneously rendering yourself uncontactable for an extended period.
"Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you get carparked."

"He eventually lost confidence in the venture, having been carparked by his partner so many times."
by Bruno September 20, 2004
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you me carpark now

Words (often used in Australia) used to affirm (or sometimes indicate) intentions of concluding an argument outside, usually with fists. Since alcohol-fueled arguments generally take place in crowded hotels, many fights are taken outside to the hotel's parking lot to minimise harm to bystanders and reduce the number of potential witnesses.

Often synonymous with the american phrase "let's take this outside" in relation to fighting words.

Also the name of a segment on the show "Blokesworld" relating to self-defence in the event of a fight.
Person 1: You've been pissin' me off all night - you wanna step outside?
Person 2: I'm up for it bitch - you me carpark now!
by gibbo67 May 31, 2006
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carfarg

A slang term used to describe nodding out.
Don’t smoke and carfarg.

I have a terrible secret… I’m a carfargger.

Please don’t carfarg on me…
by Gabstaa1014 November 17, 2021
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carpark

a term first coined by certain unscrupulous Telkom call center operators, meaning to put a caller on hold indefinitely, but then, just before the caller gives up, they give you a reference number and ask you to call back in 48 (working) hours.
operator 01: look, it's that guy calling about his line activation again!
operator 02: you better fire up the reference number generator and carpark that foo!
by alan September 21, 2004
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see ya in the carpark

a phrase often used when 2 blokes are wishing to settle an argument , in some sort of carpark. Usually refering to a physical fight , but if ever said by the carpark king himself it will generaly refer to a servere bashing,stomping, smashing, bloke getting his ass laid out, hospitalized bitch,ashphalt face or dead bloke in a carpark. to whoever the words were intended for.
2 blokes on a footy feild , carpark king decides his keen ,
says to bloke on oposing team , "see ya in the carpark"
kid relises who his fucking with , and decides he dosn't want ashpalt for dinner , kid pussies off , carpark king is slightly confused.........then remembers how tuff he actualy is.
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carparkgolf

carparkgolf
step1 you need:
1 golf ball
1 carpark with nice hard ground
1 arm
step 2 fun part:
throw golf ball at the floor as hard as phythisicaly posible
step 3:
watch the ball come back hit the ground a go very high.
P.S may cause damage if hits something
by pandaman2 June 26, 2008
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Carpark Safari

Verb; The act of driving around a carpark for an extended period of time in order to secure a car parking spot.
Friend 1: "How was the mall - did you get what you needed?"
Friend 2: "Nah we were on a 3 hour carpark safari so I got jack of it and came back home"
by Sexy___Bitch June 13, 2010
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