a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.
by Billy Bong Thorton September 18, 2005
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by Bedford Bible Basher October 26, 2014
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The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.
"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.
by Jordan44 February 19, 2008
Get the cardio party mug.Those people(usually women) that you see in the gym every single day whose entire workout revolves around cardio exercise. You'll pretty much never see them in the free weights section or even on the nautilus machines. Their whole workout can be summed up as either a lengthy period of time on some cardio machine(like an elliptical) or they take some group cardio class. They get all sweaty and really think they're killing it in the gym, but as time goes on, you notice that their bodies look no different because they plateaued ages ago.
That girl hits the gym almost everyday and she's thin and flabby at the same time. Must be a cardio bunny.
by Nightowl358 November 14, 2015
Get the cardio bunny mug.After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.
Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.
by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010
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by cardio pipe November 5, 2014
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by Charles-n-charge January 11, 2020
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