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brown cardigan

when a girl sits on a guy's shoulders, facing the guy, and shits on his chest as he eats her out
I had to take a shower after that chick gave me a brown cardigan
by wumpas69 December 5, 2009
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ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too
Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.
by mjcheez September 27, 2019
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Cardinal Cardigan

Perfected in Ireland, A sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except with a redhead.
"My boyfriend Henry O'Malligan ruined St. Patrick's Day by giving me a Cardinal Cardigan."
by Kid A+ March 24, 2009
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jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.
Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"
by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006
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claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover
The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.
by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008
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yellow cardigan

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan.
A: you heard my R?

B: Having done this time and time again, She wore a yellow cardigan

C: cool
by sleepyvx September 24, 2021
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Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.
It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.
by kevinjanko January 26, 2010
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