Cardboard

Something boring / dead / plain
"He's got cardboard banter."
"You're jokes are cardboard."
by Donnyrightere December 02, 2016
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Cardboard

A Basketball player who conforms to the regular stiff ordinary style.

With no 'Flare' or 'Street' Involved
Wa Gwarn Skinn' have you clocked that 'Cardboard player'

Yeh that Ste Ingman got a Daggo Style
True True,

(Daggo = Shite)
by eZ. March 02, 2009
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cardboard crack

Magic cards.

No, really. Cards from the Magic: The Gathering game. So called because, like crack, they are cheap but highly addictive and you never ever stop buying more, even when it's harming your job, your social life, and your health.

The term can be expanded to refer to any collectible card game, but Magic remains both the first and the best of these.
John bought another pack of cardboard crack, even though he just sold his left kidney to pay his rent. I think we need to do an intervention.
by Scattercat May 20, 2005
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Cardboard Box

One of the greatest joys any man could ever know. Especially ones found around jungles that say things such as "to the weapons lab: main wing"
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
by Liquid Metal Snake April 02, 2005
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Cardboard Face

someone who can change themselves easily but is not easily broken
They call me the kid with a cardboard face... Pencil a smile or frown then erase
by SavoriSushi November 05, 2019
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Cardboard Socks

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.
Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!
by PulsarIrish October 27, 2007
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cardboard ben

cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”

“who?”

“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
by joe’s perm March 03, 2019
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