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Sarcastic Voyage

1. A weekly to bi-weekly podcast featuring noted American Ron Aalgar Watt and is pasty Canadian sidekick Matt Rowbotham.
2. A voyage taken with sarcasm.

3. Questions asked and answered by assholes and a regular basis.
Guy 1: Did you listen to the Sarcastic Voyage the other day?
Guy 2: Damn straight, they answered a question from Deek Winsome on the air. It was the best Sarcastic Voyage ever!
by Deek Windsome October 17, 2011
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comcastic

Describes something that is not merely horribly, horribly bad, but actively offensive in some universal way. The worst possible kind of idea that a human being can conceive.
I predict that in the next Comcast commercial, Adolf Hitler will be shilling products at a synagogue. That's Comcastic!
by carpainterly May 29, 2007
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comcastic

an adjective describing an experience with a cable provider that is so terrible, no other adjective will suffice.
The cable installer came late, stayed 3 hours but didn't successfully fix anything, and texted me repeatedly after he left, soliciting sex and pleading "just one night, you won't regret it or forget it." It was comcastic.
by lildebbie261 October 13, 2008
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Narcastic

To not only be overly fascinated with oneself, but to also inject conversations with large doses of sardonicism.
"Look, i know you are utterly self-obsessed but do you think you could take your sarcasm some place else? Your narcastic attitude isn't welcome here, you rat bastard!"
by Dirtymartini September 8, 2009
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comcastic

Paying for a service but not actually receiving it.
EXAMPLE A: Person 1: Man, the movie channels don't work again!
Person 2: Duh, they're comcastic.

EXAMPLE B: I paid this girl 40 bucks to go down on me, but she took the money and ran. On her way out, I screamed at her, "Bitch, you are comcastic!"
by comcast lover April 20, 2008
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Sarcastica

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
by exalen November 27, 2010
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comcastic

Incapable of accomplishing simple tasks.
My service is comcastic - that is to say they put down the wrong name, didn't show up, and made me wait an extra week to be connected.
by Truxen July 21, 2006
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