carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.

by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008

carborexic

A person obsessed with reducing their carbon footprint

My sis used to be a true carborexic.

by Laura GP February 1, 2010

noli illigitimi carborundum

Latin phrase, often used in order to communicate the phrase "dont let the bastards wear ya down."

"Terry's being a dick!!"

"Noli illigitimi carborundum, mate."

by Moussed Moose November 30, 2016

Nil nihilisti carborundum

Fake Latin which means, "Don't let the nihilists grind you down". This is another version of "Nil illegitimi carborundum" which means "Don't let the bastards grind you down".

"Sick of people tormenting you? Nil nihilisti carborundum. Hang in there!"

by Mad Magister February 14, 2024