carbotarian 

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.

My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

carbotarian by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013

Barbetarian 

A vegetarian who eats BBQ from time to time.

She won't eat meat unless it's BBQ because she's a barbetarian.

Barbetarian by Lskew May 31, 2015

Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients, though they may enjoy plant matter at times. Carnivarians are the anti-nazivegan, and do not tolerate others telling them what they can and cannot eat.

Veggie Velma: "How can you eat meat? Don't you know it came from a poor little cow that was helplessly slaughtered? You should be a Nazivegan like me, and save the world by being pushy."

Meaty Mark: "Just slap that cow between two pieces of bread, and call me a happy carnevarian. I'll eat how I choose to eat, and you can eat how you choose."

Carnevarian by Tobias B. Bradick May 28, 2008

cravetarian 

A person who is so in tune with their body they eat the healthy food it craves. Their eat habits are a combination of vegetarian, paleo, vegan and omnivore. They may eat a vegan diet for weeks and then change to an omnivore diet following what their body craves.

I follow a paleo diet; what type of diet do you follow? I'm a cravetarian!

cravetarian by nutrition chick July 6, 2014

Carbarian 

A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.

Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas

-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants

-Having religious objections to using their turn signals

-Driving drunk or distracted

-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs

Carbarian by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022

carnatarian 

a person that has a dietary preference similar to that of a vegetarian but with meat.

carnatarian like the opposite of a vegetarian

carnatarian by stoned pooh bear November 2, 2010

Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients. Related to the Meatatarian, however the Carnevarian believes that eating vegetables is cruel to plants. Just because you can't hear their cries doesn't mean they don't feel. At least in the killing of animals for meat you are honest with yourself. Carnivarians are the anti-vegetarian, and do not tolerate Vegetarians / Vegans telling them what they can and cannot eat.

Veggy Velma: "How can you eat that steak? Don't you know the suffering that poor cow went through?"

Meaty Mark: "How can you eat that salad? What about the suffering of those sprouts and lettuce as they were ripped from the ground?"

Veggy Velma: "They don't feel anything. I'm a tree hugging vegetarian. I care about all the animals."

Meaty Mark: "I'm a Carnevarian, and I am honest about where my food comes from. Don't tell me how to live, and I won't tell you."

Carnevarian by Tobias B. Bradick May 22, 2008