Canadangerous

1 :A person or thing who/that is dangerous by either nature design or circumstance, and of Canadian Origin or descent.

2:A situation which is dangerous, but one that can be overcome through the usage of skills unique to people of Canadian origin or descent

3: A situation considered Dangerous, or otherwise hazardous with conditions and or situations unique to people of Canadian origin or descent.

1 :The Canadian army is Canadangerous !

My friend John is really Canadangerous

2: Last night at Tim Hortons was Canadangerous

3: "Did you see that Ice rain last night ?, "Yah, that was canadangerous"

by Junovian December 2, 2011

Alabama Crabdangle

The act of standing above someone, while shaping your hands like a crabs claws, and repeatedly "tea bagging" the target with your anus and anything else dangling down there, while simultaniously opening and closing your "claws".

Man last night I found out two things that I had never known before.
1) What it's like to receive an Alabama Crabdangle.
2) That I liked it.

by evilninjamonkey December 15, 2008

Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.

Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!

by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Canandaigua

A town in the suburbs of upstate, NY where the majority of rednecks, middle class families and old veterans live. Though for kids it is a great place to grow up in. In the summer, the kids would boat on the lake pretty much everyday. During the winter, they would go skiing/snowboarding at Bristol. In school the kids participle in sports and/or music. During the spring a lady with bags in her hands with gel on her face walks around the streets of canandaigua and is called "The Vaseline Lady". If you see her walking around then you know it's spring already. Canandaigua is mainly big for its lake, hunting, horseback riding, etc.

Canandaigua is a nice little town to grow up in even though the town is a little weird.

by oliviakl September 11, 2016

Canandaigua

A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.

Hey, do you want to go to Canandaigua and play in the lake?

by lakelover222 July 3, 2017

cardangle

The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.

Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.

Person 1: "What the hell is Tom doing?!"
Person 2: "Oh shit! He's doing the cardangle!"

by Goose9988 November 16, 2012

Canandaigua

According to Native American legend, Canandaigua is the chosen spot/place. At present, the city is undergoing an amazing transformation. There is a Veteran's hospital which is gathering all wounded souls from war and violence. There is St Mary's Roman Catholic Church, who just lost a primary force to the "Pagans". There is the historical Pickering treaty with the Haudenosaunee, which is not followed by the federal government. Angels from throughout human history and geography are gathering to transform Canandaigua into the city of God/Angels from a Redneck Racist hell hole.

If you want to see God--Canandaigua is the place to be!

by ameseababe2 November 13, 2011