Carfunkle

The term used to describe the act of funkle, funkling (canoodling) in a car.

Guy #1: dude I totally carfunkled last night!

Guy #2: oh so you mean you had sex in the car with a female acquaintance?

Guy #1: no..I did not have car sex. I carfunkled with a girl.

Guy #2: what the f*** does that mean bro?

Guy #1: just look it up on Urban Dictionary

by Hindijew February 22, 2018

Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

Arterial Carfunction

When someone “can’t even”.
Causing a red face and bulging vein on the temple about to burst.

Todd almost had a arterial carfunction when the dumb blonde proved him wrong.

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022