A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.
by Antihero December 25, 2008

IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?
IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.
IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?
IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.
IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!
IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.
IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?
IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.
IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!
IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009

George:WHAT'S UP KALI?
Kali: Jesus, George, what the fuck?
George: IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY!
Kali: OH! I FORGOT!
Kali: Jesus, George, what the fuck?
George: IT'S CAPSLOCK DAY!
Kali: OH! I FORGOT!
by hajs5 July 7, 2009

When your IMing someone, and they ask you something really personal, and you've accidentally left CAPSLOCK on, therefor they don't believe your taking the conversation seriously.
"Man, Jake just asked me if I liked him, but I accidentally had capslock on and said OF COURSE"
"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."
"Yeah.."
"Oh..CAPSLOCK UNFORTUNISM.. thats slightly embarrasing."
"Yeah.."
by RubyMae October 19, 2008

being serious enough to resort solely to using capital letters, aided by the convenience of the capslock key.
by ttriblazor October 22, 2011

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.
User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.
by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020
