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Carpal Tunnel

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Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 22, 2008
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Carpal tunnel gesture

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(n): a gesture used to indicate that one dgaf about any situation no matter the time or place of its occurrence.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.
Girl 1: Woah, did you see what that bitch did?
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.
by heyyobrotha March 26, 2011
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Carpal Tunnel

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Where you get a dull, aching cramp in you hand and wrist from wanking (yourself or someone else) off for too long.
Girl: "Shit I'm getting cramp"
Boy: "It's just Carpal Tunnel bitch, get over it"
by dontlistentothem November 3, 2010
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The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.
by Sky September 13, 2007
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Clappal Tunnel Syndrom

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Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.
Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"
by Raleighwood October 8, 2011
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Carpal Tunnel

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by PenguinzXvX September 9, 2023
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carpal tunnel

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a woman with large breasts. when stated the phrase should be accompanied by the hand gesture of inward turned wrists held out in front of the upper body
dude did u see that chick she had carpal tunnel
by kmaster August 25, 2008
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