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MIT's more sober and hardcore brother. Though MIT thinks it's too cool for Caltech and its students can hide behind its prestige, Caltech remains legitimately superior in the maths and sciences without having to resort to mass substance abuse.
MIT:Caltech::Billy Carter:Jimmy Carter...any Caltech student can get this analogy
Caltech by course18 September 3, 2006
An institute with a grand total of three girls (one pregnant, one lesbian, and one three-year-old -- Dean's daughter). Students would like you to believe that they have something that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology MIT does not... and they are right! They have more circle-jerks to the latest issue of Hot Women of Science Monthly.
Person 1: I go to Caltech.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)

Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?
The best school in the country for the maths and sciences. Located in Pasadena, CA, it is better than MIT in nearly everything...even the weather.
MIT's been up to their labcoats in snow, but it's been sunny for the past hundred years here at Caltech.
caltech by sciencenerd95 June 29, 2005
A university that rocks infinitely harder than MIT.
caltech by yay caltech April 2, 2005
CAMTECH Camouflage Technology is a camouflage manufacturer in Sydney, Australia. their most popular product is a camouflage face paint "CAMTECH Military Sunscreen".
The word "CAMTECH" has come to refer to the face paint.
"We're tactical from here on. Put away your iPod and put on some CAMTECH"
camtech by Owen Graham May 5, 2007
an adjective used to describe someone who is a jerk, or a dick. It can also be used to describe someone who lacks manners, or someone on their period. However; it is predominately used to describe a jerk, or dick.
Example 1. That man stole my wallet. What a cantch!
Example 2. That cantch never says please or thank you.
Example 3. She's been cantching all week.
Cantch by Ssor October 11, 2014