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canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side
Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!
by Erin May 18, 2003
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Mudslide canoeing

During anal intercourse the male hits a nerve that causes the female to start shitting uncontrollably on the males dick, while the male continues to bang her using the shit as lube.
Amanda was taking it up the butt when suddenly she had the urge to shit. John then continued to bang and begin his journey of "mudslide canoeing" until he was satisfied.
by Domweatherman February 4, 2014
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Canoeing

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.
We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!
by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018
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Canvasing the joint

Scoping the area for troublemakers or possibly looking around for potential enemies. Scanning the sceen. Looking for what is happening or what might be going down
I was out canvasing the joint for trouble
by Diamond Dave 55 May 29, 2017
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canoeing

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.
Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?
by Dirty Panda March 19, 2014
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hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.
Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?
by Miss Conception October 24, 2010
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Spirit Canoeing

Spirit Canoeing is a Norwegian sport. The most famous spirit canoer was Arne Ervig, who owned a large collection of spirit canoes. The sport of spirit canoeing involves using a spirt canoe to canoe into the land of the spirits. The canoes can go over water and through time and space. The sport hasn't caught on in the rest of the world because spirits only speak Norwegian.
"Arne Ervig er den beste på ånden kano noensinne." =Arne Ervig is the best at spirit canoeing ever.
by Arne Ervig2 February 1, 2010
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