Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

cakeing

The act to flirting, hugging, or otherwise spending lots of time right next to your significant other.

Shawnna and her boyfriend be cakeing everyday in the cafeteria.

by Tricey April 20, 2006

caning

To lash or whip somebody with a cane. Typically very painful. Often found in BDSM scenarios where the dominant canes the submissive.

Mindy received a sound caning at the hands of her master.

by DirkD January 24, 2007

candy caning

When a woman (or man) snorts a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

While at the club, the strippers were candy caning all night long!

by jack-spratt October 8, 2009

Canenglish

The accent of New Yorkers. A split between Canadian and American accents.

"That New Yorker definitely has a distinct accent."
"Because it's Canenglish."

by AlexEnglish November 15, 2011

Canoeing

When only one side of the joint burns down, this happens when the hash lies at one angle of the spliff.

As above

by t1dylad January 15, 2004