Cundiffed

The act of messing up the simpliest of tasks so badly, that you never get another opportunity to succeed.

Stanford had been rehearsing his presentation for days but when it came time to present, he cundiffed. The presentation completely missed its mark.

by John E NB February 19, 2012

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Candied Yams

Itz what me n muh nigguhz eat allllla time

U tried dem candied yams at ya momma n nems house? That shit was on point!

by BigBootyHoles337 November 24, 2019

Candied Yams

When using a porta-john that is in desperate need of servicing, your yam bag dips in the shit water when you sit down and gets a nice blue/brown coating.

Guy #1, " Goddam these shitters need pumped out!"
Guy #2, " I know dude, I took a shit and ended up with Candied Yams"

by Roofus Colada November 9, 2018

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

candied banana

The after effects of when a female dips her male companion's penis in caramel. Once hardened, the caramel becomes a condom for sexual use. Often used during fall time when there is leftover caramel from making candied apples.

Did you hear Bob and Cindy made Candied Bananas? After they fucked, ants crawled all over Cindy's vagina due to the friction, coupled with the high temperature of the vagina lining, melting the caramel inside her.

by Warrior ninja October 24, 2019

Catified

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be

"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle

by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022