Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

Candad

Candad is a Country located in South America. It is the official name of Brazil. It grew popularity in June 2019 when Youtubers, Skeppy, Badboyhalo and a6d influenced this. Some national foods are muffins, McDonald's cheesy fries and baguettes. The National Flag is the "Japanese Symbol for Beginner" Emoji. The most popular hairstyle in Candad is Bald. The most favourite number is 14.
It is rumored that Skeppy is originally from Chicago, Illinois
Candad has existed for 14 years.
One of the citizens, Badboyhalo is a racist muffin.

"Oh my goodness. Badboyhalo lives in Candad and is bald!"

by vampirex June 24, 2019

Candad

The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.

"Man, I want to go to Candad!"

by efesf June 15, 2019

canadalicious

Describes a beautiful woman in Ontario.

Tara is the epitome of canadalicious.

by ricvol December 3, 2015

Air Canada

Canada's national airline, previously known as Trans-Canada Airlines. Originally government owned, subsequently privatized in the late eighties and early nineties. Took over Canada's other major airline, Canadian Airlines, in 2000. For a few years, a combination of minimal competition within Canada and bad times for airlines in general led most Canadians to hate Air Canada (with some justification, as service tended to be poor and fares expensive where there was no competition). The subsequent emergence of Westjet as a competitor within Canada and improving revenue has meant that things have improved a bit in recent years. Air Canada has a regional affiliate, Jazz, that flies smaller aircraft on more lightly travelled routes.

Also known as:

Air Cannibal
Air Cannibis
Air Can't...uh...duh
Air Chaos
Air Crappy
Always Crappy
Err Canada
Mapleflot
Scare Canada
Trash Can

I'm flying Air Canada to Winnipeg next week.

by Eugene206 October 10, 2006

Candad

Candad is a country located in 14 Middle East America. This country is a UN member but the UN says it says it's not.
It is also located in the region of Brazil and exclave of Costa Rica. Candad largest city is Skeppy. It has the largest area and is populated with 720k people. The president of the country is called Zak. That largest city is also the capital. The landmark is the statue of 14.

Hey guys, I went to Candad for vacation!

by Junglebeek June 24, 2019

Candad

Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad

I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger June 29, 2019