Cancer

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer?
Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

by cheesefanatic June 9, 2018

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019

Cancelgasm

The feeling you have when you were preparing to cancel something and feel bad but before you do the other party cancels so you don't have to

I had a cancelgasm when the dentist office called to reschedule my appointment. I was not in the mood but I had postponed twice already

by Cicca22 February 27, 2022

Cancel Cult

The group of soy sauce chugging piss-babies that undermine the 1st amendment by cancelling everybody that doesn't agree with them.

Be careful around him, he's part of the Cancel Cult.

by IWon'tLastLongOnThisSite April 4, 2021

Anal Cancer

Anal Cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. HIV is also very common among gay men. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Gay men are a very small minority of the population but they are most likely to get infections like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer.

by Medical School October 14, 2019

Cancer stick

Another term for a cigarette.

Courtney Love had a cancer stick dangling at the side of her mouth while she signed autographs. She is known for her chain smoking.

by Babydoll75 March 5, 2019

Booty Cancer

Booty cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or booty cancer) are very common among gay men. This is a simple fact.

by Medical School October 21, 2019