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Flying Canadian

Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.
Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."
by Ball-verine February 26, 2012
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Canadian Shower

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
by TheKimmer July 28, 2012
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Canadian sweep

An NBA playoff series that ends in six games. Defined as “sweeping the opponent, but giving them two, you know, to be polite." Preferably, but not necessarily, a series in which the series-winner loses the first two games on the road then wins the next four in a row.
by 416G May 25, 2019
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The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.
by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place
The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard
by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017
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Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
by anonymous January 10, 2019
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canadian jumpingjacks

The sexual act of performing jumping jacks naked while your partner gives you head. And if you want to really get into it you can add some maple syrup and the 1998 Denver broncos!
Man last night was awesome me and my girl were doing some canadian jumpingjacks with the 1998 Denver broncos and maple syrup it was fantastic.
by the side effect January 9, 2010
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