Canada's history

a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
Hey, forget a threesome! How about a Canada's history?
by jaf2626 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!
by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
last night really was worse than a Canada's History.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!
by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.
by J_Sierra February 9, 2010
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Canada's history

After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
last night really was worse than a Canada's History.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses
John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.
by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010
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