a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
by jaf2626 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
by J_Sierra February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. After having intercourse with a woman tied down to five points like a maple leaf, ejaculate into a cup of of maple syrup and feed that to the little elf from load of the rings while his little fat retarded friend blows him to O Canada.
by sexytime113 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
by tayson 88 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.