Mark: We should go to Caracas and hook up with some Venezuelan birds! I shagged one the other day and she had great caracas!
Pat: Mate, you're caracas!
Pat: Mate, you're caracas!
by vixblue September 13, 2012
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by AnGeL_DeVoId September 25, 2005
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Capital city of Venezuela with a population of aprox. 4 million people it is the most populated city of Venezuela. It is closed to the coast, but located in a Valley that sits 800 meters above the sea which gives a very pleasant climate to it.
one of the mountain sides is a National Park (El Avila) and at the top of the mountain there is a hotel (Hotel Humboldt) which you can get there trough a just remodeled ropeway system. The avila national park, Humboldt Hotel and Ice Skating rink are the most visited attraction in Caracas.
Caracas is also a Cultural center. The contemporary art museum Sofia Imber is one of the most important art museums in South America there you will find work from Picasso, Monet, etc. Also, every year Caracas is host of the International Theater Festival where you will be able to see work from everywhere in the world
Caracas is also recongized by its excellent restaurants with dishes from all around the world. Caracas is also home of the Largest Shopping mall in Latin America (The Sambil Mall) with 5 levels more than 500 stores (including designer stores and top restaurants) Hard Rock Cafe Live, a Theme Park, An Aquarium, 3 movie theaters, and it's own subway station.
Caracas is also a city where you will be able to see the tallest buildings in South America (Central Park Twin Towers) and enjoy it's amazing night life at the Altamira/Las Mercedes District.
one of the mountain sides is a National Park (El Avila) and at the top of the mountain there is a hotel (Hotel Humboldt) which you can get there trough a just remodeled ropeway system. The avila national park, Humboldt Hotel and Ice Skating rink are the most visited attraction in Caracas.
Caracas is also a Cultural center. The contemporary art museum Sofia Imber is one of the most important art museums in South America there you will find work from Picasso, Monet, etc. Also, every year Caracas is host of the International Theater Festival where you will be able to see work from everywhere in the world
Caracas is also recongized by its excellent restaurants with dishes from all around the world. Caracas is also home of the Largest Shopping mall in Latin America (The Sambil Mall) with 5 levels more than 500 stores (including designer stores and top restaurants) Hard Rock Cafe Live, a Theme Park, An Aquarium, 3 movie theaters, and it's own subway station.
Caracas is also a city where you will be able to see the tallest buildings in South America (Central Park Twin Towers) and enjoy it's amazing night life at the Altamira/Las Mercedes District.
Venezuela and Caracas are famous for its people which if you look at the Guinness World Record Book shows as the place with the most beautiful girls in the world..
So go there!!!
So go there!!!
by Mark Lozinak July 13, 2005
Get the caracas mug.CH is a special act during which a prepubescent male moose is fed maple syrup for no less than 3 months, during that time all fecal matter is collected in a cup-like vessel made of silver and nickel-alloy commonly refereed to as the Stanley Cup.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
After that time the moose is sure to have died of diabetes and its set of antlers and the filled cup are used to disable all inhibitions in post-menopausal killer-whales which in turn enables cross breeding with African Elephants to help stabilize their numbers.
This has led to an increase in Elephants over the recent months and their status as an endangered species is close to being revoked.
Thanks to Canadas History, we can start poaching again.
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
If it weren't for a lot of Canada's History, ebony would be twice as expensive
by Africanelephantlover February 5, 2010
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by Peter McPeterson February 4, 2010
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Get the Canadas History mug.A depraved sex act in which partners rip off their maple soaked denim underwear using moose antlers attached to their heads. The womans head is then sumbmerged in the stanley cup full of maple syrup while the man chokes her with his suspenders while plowing her in the rectum. Right before she passes out from lack of oxygen she wacks him in the balls repeatedly with a hockey stick to let him know "it is time" at which point he defficates in her mouth as she comes up for air. Finally they shove hockey pucks in each other anuses and continue intercourse as usual the act is only complete when the woman tranfers the man's maple soaked feces back to him orally.
All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
All of this is done on under the watchful eye of The Beaver, however this act is rarely completed before the couple is eaten by a canadian bear
by BigredXIII February 5, 2010
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