Cavetard

Evolved from the words Smacktard and Fucktard.

1-Usually an individual with the appareance of a caveman or just an ugly person in general, who acts in a very retarded fashion.
2-A complete fucking idiot.

Yeah, Phil Laporte is such a cavetard.
Look at that cavetard trying to superglue his ass cheeks together.

by The Jayness April 20, 2004

camelguard

The patch of fabric in the crotch of yoga pants to prevent a camel-toe.

Thank god for this camelguard!

by castmember July 13, 2011

cambertard

Car "enthusiast" who believe achieving 21 degrees of negative camber on a vehicle and completely destroying it's reliability and safety is cool.

Look at those cambertards trying to drive over that speed bump.

by xXMonolithXx April 19, 2017

camotard

Any person who casually dresses in full camoflauge and is neither in a war or hunting.

"Ok I know it's deer season but that doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a camotard everywhere you go."

by mjk23 April 1, 2009

cameltap

When a girl takes her vagina and taps you with it on your forehead

After tea-bagging my girl she decided to get even so she cameltapped me.

by ChrisMakk February 10, 2008

Cameltail

A male version of a cameltoe

Addie-"dude you could see Adams penis in that picture"
Britton-"Holy fuck thats a small cameltail"
Jorge-Shitballs"

by efctornado December 31, 2008

Camelopardalis

An absolute G(iraffe). Appears in Caecilius' garden sometimes. Used to win kahoots.

Camelopardalis est in horto

by Caecilius' servus May 19, 2021