Calzoner

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.

Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.

by Zach31 May 17, 2018

calzone

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

by Saints September 23, 2003

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

calzone

Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.

Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.

by Fergdogaaa June 6, 2010

calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.

Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.

by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010

Meatball Calzone

Tucking your balls into a woman experiencing menstruation.

A Meatball Calzone is a great cure for menstrual hunger.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010