Callum

an A B S O L U T E U N I T who plays Pokemon and needs the money for food and plushies

"oi mate"

"wot"
"you know daddy Callum?"

by yeet69420; October 19, 2018

Callum

A man who does not realise what power he holds over women. Is often flitting between who he likes and who he loves. Someone who cannot be forgotten.

Why does he do that?" "Because he's callum."

by bad squishy June 30, 2010

Callum

A person with unusual accent that attracts alot of female attention.

You are such a Callum.

by Douchoid October 31, 2010

Callum

One of the most awesome people i know! Hes fit and hes a great mate. i dunno where i'd be without him. he is amazing and always there for you.

i fucking love callum XD

by Crazyfuck- penguin :P xx February 28, 2010

Callum

A Guy who has such a way with words that some people believe almost anything he says.

"Oh, your a right Callum!"

by Cc!xx August 27, 2008

Callum

A dangerous individual that holds grudge's and is a tormentor of anyone they hate, slightly psychotic.

Callum's likely to hunt you down, tie you to a tree and beat you with a piece of 2x4.

by Shifter KK October 6, 2009

Callum

A dickhead, can’t take a joke.

A- dude Callum’s in mood just cause Lochlan borrowed his pen

B- oh he can’t take a joke or anything

by Dude mate bro November 5, 2018