Calliope

A sweet human with a mild temper, like a...uhh, steamed carrot. George Washington hallucinated about her right before he died, and he said, "Woughh!" A meme connoisseur that is way ahead of our times. Sometimes communicates in noises. Predicts she's going to make a 22 on an exam, and then really does it. An animal. Maybe a panther. My actual muse, in real life.

"Put the gun down, Calliope."
"Uhmmm okay"

by Dequan23 October 31, 2017

Calliope

An amazing girl. She is really smart. Usually writes left handed. Gets butterflies that makes her blush a beautiful cherry red. Looks amazing. Can practically control a guy just by looking at them. And has a smile and eyes you can stare at forever.

Dude that Calliope is amazing!

by Theguythatloveshersomuch August 3, 2011

Mori Calliope

One of the first Hololive EN Vtubers

Guy 1 "Have you watched Mori Calliope's newest stream?"
Guy 2"Yeah it was really good!!"

by Dekki_ November 29, 2020

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

Calliope Projects

Officially called the B.W. Cooper apartments, the Calliope Projects is one of the Housing Projects of New Orleans located in Central City New Orleans. There are 1,546 units on 56 acres of land. The project was built between 1939 and 1941. There are 690 apartments in the original development. In 1949, a gymnasium was added at Broad and Calliope Streets. In 1954, a twelve block expansion added 860 new units. The expansion pushed the western boundary of the Calio back two blocks from Erato Street to Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. The Calliope Projects (or simply Calio to the locals) are among the most notorious in Uptown New Orleans and the United States along with the St. Thomas Projects, Magnolia Projects, and Melphomene Projects. The drug trade and subsequent violence from it were two of the primary reasons New Orleans was nicknamed the "Murder Capital of the U.S."

Man 1 - Aye, they just had another drug related murder in the Calliope Projects.

Man 2 - Dang, thats the third one this week.

by Nola-Boy March 29, 2010

Calliope

Calliope projects in Uptown New Orleans, Louisiana. C-murder, Master-P, Silkk the Shocker, and the Neville Brothers are all from Calliope.

"Knuckle up nigga, knuckle up nigga
I'm a Calliope nigga now what nigga
I say boot up or shut up or
bitch get cha life lit up
Yeah ya heard me
Where they at, where they at, where they at nigga
Get the gat, get the gat, get the gat nigga
Ain't no nigga like a Calliope nigga
Cuz a Calliope nigga is the shit
Ain't no nigga like a no limit nigga
Don't start no shit won't be no shit
I said bitch get off me, bitch get
off me (take it outside)
Them hoes, hoes ain't nothin but hoes"
"That Calliope" C-Murder

by LoBacot March 13, 2009

Caliopy

A gentle giant. A dog. The best dog.

You are so Caliopy!!

by Sav(i)age July 25, 2016