Calico

An older woman in their late 60s to mid 70s. She has been through it all: wars, depression, and the plague. She is coming around the block for another go at the young men. She bares flashy jewelry, diamonds, etc. She has a "If you got it, flaunt it" attitude.

So I skipped the cougar bar and went straight for the calico's, what a good time.

by missmeeshiko September 21, 2009

Calico

A champion exhibit of a woman

A:Hey who's that foxy, blonde haired, blue eyed girl?

B:Thats Calico!

by DJ H July 4, 2009

Calico

When your crap has both light and dark colours in it's composition.

Hey Matt, I just took a crap and it was Calico!

by bel97g March 31, 2009

Calico

A child whose mother had sex with many men, and as such, had no earthly fucking idea of who the father was during the pregnancy.

"Did you see that woman on Maury? She had 3 different guys on there and none of them were the father."

"Yeah, that kid's a Calico all the way."

by UltimatePunchMan February 1, 2019

Calico

A cat that is a calico

That cat is a calico

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Calico

Sick, not feeling well, under the weather

After double sessions during nationals training, I became Calico

by pookie2224 February 1, 2023

Calico

A bizz-nitch.

"That calico is such a bizz-nitch"

by SilverCurbsideProphet April 13, 2023