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calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.
Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality
by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019
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calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.
Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.
by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021
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Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.
Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.
by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012
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Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
by michelledomination March 3, 2016
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Calendar Friend

The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.
Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"

Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."
by Epinionator September 27, 2010
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calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.
Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!
by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011
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Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.
"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."
by D-Struct August 27, 2005
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