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Calen

Calen’s are awesome boyfriends. They are loyal, funny, caroling, and more. They actually make sure everything is okay. They know when you say yeah i’m fine or something girls say that is actually not true they know that.
Girls are all over Calen!!
by micaella April 29, 2022
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Calen Thibideau

A fun loving guy who loves everyone...he is very lovable, hot, sexy, ect. person... he is one to fall in love with quickly, u won't be able to stop staring into those beautiful eyes he has... A Calen will be very protective and will fight anyone off for you... you will feel very protected in his arms.... A Calen is amazing is all sorts of ways, he is kind, sweet, funny, and when u first meet him you will be addicted to him very easily... A Calen will be able to cheer you up in ur most depressing moods with just a few words... with just those few words you will feel like ur in a different world... more like in a fariy tale... it just comes to show that I love you so much Calen Thibideau... <3
sexy, hot, lovable Calen thibideau
by XxxMidnitexxX January 2, 2011
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Calen Domingues

Very hot, sexy, and sweet. Girls love him. He always is respectful. But hates feet. And microwaves hot dogs.
Oh my god, it’s Calen Domingues. I want to date him so bad, greatest microwaved hot dogs ever!”
by Dgres June 12, 2019
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calen tang

Someone who is prone to regular epilepsy and might one day be stabbed and stuffed into an office
by anon6969696969696969 January 17, 2020
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The Calen Empire

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.
The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.
by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021
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The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.
Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame
by Darren Besert January 21, 2016
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caleb logan

A YouTuber who was part of a family vlogging channel called Bratayley. He had 2 younger sisters. He vlogged for nearly 5 years until his life came to an end on October 1, 2015 at 7:08 PM at the age of 13. He passed away from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy which was a heart disease that ran in his mom's side of the family. It went undetected in his yearly check ups.
Caleb Logan's death was a tragedy for the YouTube community and Bratayley fans.
by Kenny McC0rmick January 27, 2017
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