caledonia

a shitty town were the water has steroids in thats why they all ways beat avon in football

"hey when do you we play caledonia"
"idk they're just gunna beat us anyways"

by Byron Howe September 7, 2007

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Yes it is small town Michigan, rural, but not backward. They have had continuous updating to the city limit sign(s). Originally on same pole, and sign read; enter leave, enter leave as it swung in the wind, BUT, now there are two signs marking the village boundries and is a convient place to hang a hammock. A 1957 graduate of H.S. says you'll have fond mememories 60yrs from now.

If the smell of cow dung has your nostrils yearning for relief, Your in Caledonia, Michigan

by BOB ROWLAND February 11, 2005

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Tiny little town in Northern Mississippi that has a terrible football team, but a good band. Filled mostly with uptight hyper religious types, stoners, the reddest rednecks around, and military airmen, all sharing one goal: to get the fuck out of there.

Guy 1: "Hey man, where do you live?"
Guy 2: "Caledonia."
Guy 1: "Oh wow, man, I'm sorry for your torment."

by RC-Odin October 23, 2011

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a cow town in michigan that i'm graduating from in a week

Caledonia is a hick boring ass town.

by ruby May 13, 2003

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A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.

Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.

Caledonia is a dusty town like your mom's *****

by Edwardooia March 19, 2011

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