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camberwell carrot

A joint made up of 12 papers that's about 18" long and filled with pure weed. The term comes from the cult classic film Withnail and I.
Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.

Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It is impossible to roll a camberwell carrot with anything less.

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot.

Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.
by robert marley February 29, 2004
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Colbertity

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.
The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.
by Chupe December 20, 2008
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calerious

Something that is both calm and mysterious
She is being so calerious today, what do you think she is up to?
by SophieSpecial December 24, 2014
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elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.
Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)
by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013
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Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.
I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.
by wholesomedick November 7, 2008
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cabernet

A type dry red wine, or a variety of red grape.

Also is a rare name for a, usually female, person. They normally have green/hazel eyes, brown hair, and are either fairly or extremely attractive. This person can either have a dark sense of humor and/or a dirty mind, they are usually very funny and brilliant, but can be annoying at times.
1. This wine is better than I thought, it's named Cabernet, right?

2. Guy 1: "Hey, what do you think about Cabernet?"
Guy 2: "She's pretty hot, but her sense of humor is WICKED"
by That Weirrdo Over There July 26, 2016
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Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.
When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.
by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022
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