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cal is on me

Meaning you're carrying a gun on you. This is important in case someone is mad because you're styling on them.
oh u mad cuz i'm stylin on u,
u got better gear u couldn't style it on me,
plus the cal is on me,
so act up, and you gonna fucking have to lay down---
*WHAP*
by gstorms March 18, 2011
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The Nor Cal Inversion

The phenomenon that randomly and inexplicably occurs on Northern California freeways causing the inversion of the fast lanes and the slow lanes. At any given time, the fastest lane may suddenly shift from the far left lane to the far right lane, resulting in an extremely counter-intuitive traffic flow.
Friend #1:"Hey man, how did you get back from Tahoe so fast?"

Friend #2:"Well I rode the Nor Cal Inversion on the 80 the whole way back. Also, I wasn't driving a Snubaru."
by sNorCal Driver June 1, 2013
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cal is on me

slang. Coloquial english used especially by inner city youth meaning This dude better not steal on me while that other cat tapin.
More often then not the above phrase preceeds the speaker being stole on while "that other cat" records the events
"Oh you mad cuz im stylin on you
You could have better gear and couldnt style it on me
Plus the cal is on me..."
*DUFF!!*
by Hollaback bish!! January 4, 2007
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Cal-im

FAGGOTS WHO ARENT GOOD AT CS BUT THINK THEYRE HOT SHIT LOL MOST OF THEM WONT MAKE IT INTO MAIN, AND THE REST WONT GET PAST ITLOL. WTF.

Counter-Forces is for dick sucking faggots.
420thFagg0t : DUDE HES HACKING WTF
nigger^hater : nah dude he's cal-im
by KYLE K January 11, 2005
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cal inv

Send me a cal inv for lunch on Wednesday
by sfpepowijfqw August 27, 2017
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Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'
We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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california fireman

when a married fireman has secret homosexual sex with another married fireman.
"I'm sorry, I'm just not interested."

"it's ok, I'm married too. everyone here is a California fireman."
by alwaysonduty August 28, 2013
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